Free Verse Poem- Help!

The hunger, the hunger
I am so hungry
I haven’t eaten in days
And I’m wondering if help will ever come

The water I drink is all muddy and dirty
But it’s the only water I have

I don’t even have a house
I live under a tree like most families around me

Everyday I grow weaker
Weaker and weaker…

I can’t hold on any longer
Goodbye

Fun Poem- COW

There once was a cow
Who ate some chow
He thought it was yum
Until it came out of his bum
He is now very sore.

Fun Poem- The dog

There once was a dog
He lived in a log
He is quite nice
But he eats a lot of mice
Because he is a weirdo

Haiku- The old tree

All dry and cracked
Has been around a long time
Swaying all day long

Haiku- Magnificent Carrot

Juicy, Succulent
Orange, Crunchy and Tasty
Delicous Carrot

Limerick- Hay

There once was a pile of hay
That didn't know what to say
He looked for a friend
But went head over end
Looking for someone to play!

Puns

The Big Bad Woof: Published by Puffin.

In the pirate test I got a sea minus.

Puns- Confucius says:

Man who walk through airport canister sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who run in front of car going to get tyred.

Man who run behind car going to get exhausted.

Simile- Clever

As poor as a slave
As strong as a crane
As cute as a kitten
As smart as a calculator

As thin as a straw
As white as a lie
as fit as a runner
As dumb as a pole

As bald as a rock
As neat as a draw
As proud as a parent
As ugly as vomit

Simile- The Swamp

As smelly as a sewer
As ugly as a mouldy sandwich
Dangerouss like a snake
As poisonous as its venom

As dark as a closet
As scary as a ghost
As quiet as an ant
As still as a post

Fun Poem- The same guy

There once was a guy
he now lives in the sky
he doesnt want anyone to die
anymore
because he has a pet door
it sleeps at beds end
now this poem ends

Fun Poem- Guy

There once was a guy
someone ate his pie
he was sad
now he is mad
he wants to kill everyone
including his son
nobody likes him anymore
so now he lives on the shore